Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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