my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
