is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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