I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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