Welp...herpes.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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