so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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