i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
try to milk me bitch
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