Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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