You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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