i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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