Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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