just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Who put my cat in the fridge?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
You left your phone here
Wait...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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