okay pat passed out under dana's car
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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