My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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