Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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