dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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