i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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