Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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