your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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