I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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