we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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