Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Boobs speak an international language.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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