how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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