what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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