I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Michael Bay diarrhea
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So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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