The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
God, I missed his penis.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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