who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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