Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
