I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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