I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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