Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
All I want is dick and wine.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
