I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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