Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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