Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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