Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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