What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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