If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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