You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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