my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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