That's intense
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
40s are totally the cure
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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