You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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