Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
What drink are we having for lunch?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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