I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she pinky promised me she was 18
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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