We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
