ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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