too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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