we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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