i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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