i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Jerry, you need to find god
I'm eating all of the evidence.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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