Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
