What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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