Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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