so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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