glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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