Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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