If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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