just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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