I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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