He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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